Wednesday, February 28, 2007

More Job "Openings"

Another job "opening". Here it is:

Information for your job

Dear (Sucker's name here)

We have found your resume at monster.com

We would like to suggest you a job of a Transfer Manager in our

company. This work is for those who have the company in USA.

Your goal will be to process payments between

our company and our clients through the bank checques with remote

Internet operations. There will be detailed instruction with each

payment order. It is a commission based position. We guarantee that

you will get about 10% of each processed payment.

This job allows you to:

- Get financial independence working only 3-5 hours per day;

- Efficiently work at home;

- Get additional free time;

- Develop high selfrespect and esteem.

Common requirements and abilities:

- Internet and e-mail skills; Experience in online work;

- Prior customer service experience is a good benefit, but not a must;

- Ability to create good administrative reporting;

- Willingness to work at home and take the responsibility to set up and achieve goals;

- Effective interaction with customers;

Salary: $700-$1300 per week

Current Vacancies: 5

If you are interested, or if you need some more information,

please contact me directly at via my personal email address.

I will need

- your full name

- your full company name (please, write it correctly, the check will be signed on this name)

- mail address

- your mobile telephone number

so I can send you the contract and other paperwork necessary for

you to get started. I am looking forward to hear from you soon

as possible.

In this day and age of automated electronic transfers, why would anyone want to move checks around? Most people now pay electronically. Really good chance the checks will be rubber, or they want to launder money. Thanks but no thanks.

Craiglist is great but they got some doozys too.

Earn income working-at-home as a 3rd Party Tracer Processing Mortgage Refunds (helping the Federal Government return unclaimed refunds)!
This opportunity has been available for years, but is not very widely known. You can work only a few hours a week or several hours a day, it is up to you. The key job responsibilities and work activities include office support and clerical duties from the comfort of your own home.

The following skills are desirable: Basic computer and typing skills, Ability to spell and print neatly, Ability to follow instructions.
Requirements: Computer with Internet access, Valid email address, Good typing, and basic Internet knowledge.
JOB DESCRIPTION
1.Contact the Home Owner by phone or by mail to notify them of their unclaimed refund.

2.Send them their claim form (Tracer Found Case Form) so they can fill it out, sign it and mail it back to you to claim the Government M.I.P.Refund.

3.You fill in your information, case number, name, address and phone number. Then you mail it to HUD/FHA.

4.As their Third Party Tracer you will earn anywhere from 20% to 30% of each refund you process.

Relevant Experience:
Computer Operator
Data Entry Clerk
Typist
Cashier/Checker
Customer Service Representative

Uh huh, how many mortgage refunds actually exist and why would someone expecting one would want to share? Smells like a "lead" seller.

Here's another, Standard MLM:

If you are looking to supplement your income, or replace it, all while working from home, then this is for you. Perhaps you are tired of the commute, the gas, and the boss. Maybe you find it difficult to leave your kids with someone each day as you go off to work.

Visit (MLM link here) to see a 4 minute movie. Leave your info on the site, and I will contact you personally. I am looking for people that want to make a positive change in their lives, as well as the lives of others.

You will get ALL of the information up front. You can be up and running tomorrow. I look forward to working with you!

Yet another MLM, this one selling timeshares:

Bill Gates can't get in, but you can!


Millions will be made almost overnight! What if you could market a perfect combination of a luxury resort membership $8k to $10k below historic retail value married to the most lucrative compensation plan in the history of direct sales?

How much could you earn if you earned $1,000 on every qualified sale YOU made AND $1,000 roll-up commissions on every qualified sale that occurred anywhere in YOUR organization to Unlimited Width . . Unlimited Depth?

Recorded: Conf. Call: 555-1212; Q&A: 555-1212

To see lucrative Comp plan: (MLM link here)
Listen to the testimonials: 555-1212

Log on NOW: (MLM Link here)


Careerbuilder has some MLM masquerading as job openings too. Mostly nutritional supplements. It would take another post just to do that one.

Yes, I do flag these. If it's not a job, it shouldn't be on a jobsite.


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