Money Laundering or Fake Check Cashing? Some Fresh Job Scam

Ah, some fresh job scam....was starting to feel ignored. Someone wants me to either launder money or cash fake checks, not sure which. Probably the latter. Enjoy. Thinking it's those wonderful dollar choppers from Nigeria.

*(me): Job offer *

We have found your resume at *Monster.com* and would like to suggest you a 
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vacancy. We have studied your resume and are happy to inform you that your skills
completely meet our requirements for this position. (Anyone dumb enough to fall for this)
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This is a part-time position. Your job will be to transfer money between our 
clients. (No, actually to do money laundering or cash fake checks)

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    * Receive the check by mail
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    * Cash the check within a business day, excluding days off
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    * 8% of the amount are left for yourself as a commission. You take it
      immediately
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    * The rest of the sum is to be sent via western union (Big hint for scam here)to us to the address
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      mentioned in the e-mail. Transaction fees shall be paid out of the same sum.
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Your schedule will be flexible. You will need to spend on average 1-2 hours er (per)
day, Monday-Friday.
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This is a work-at-home position. All communication(s)will be online.
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*This job will allow you to:*
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- Get additional free time; MGF kZT

- Increase your income; MGFk ZT

- Efficiently work at home; MG FkZT

*General requirements:*
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- Interne(t) and e-mail skills; Experience in online work; YjR jZT

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- Honesty, responsibility and promptness in operations; (Huh? Did they say honesty? Really.)YmYz N2

- Prior customer service experience is a good benefit;

During the trial period you will be paid $1,500 per month. You will also be 
keeping 8 percent commission
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from every check received from our customer. With the current ammount of clients 
your average
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income ill be about up to $2,000 USD per month. After the trial period your base 
salary will go up to
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$2,250 USD per month, plus 8 percent commission.After the trial period you may 
ask for additional hours or
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proceed full-time.

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If you are interested in this position, and would like to know more, please 
e-mail me jonathan.globaltradeinvests@gmail.com 

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We will contact you within 2 days

The PC Blues

The poor old computer is starting to go. I have a capacitor in the motherboard that's not holding a charge very well. Takes several bumps with the power button until the POST takes. Hmmm. My Athlon XP processor is probably a technological orphan at this point. So, if I decide to fix this beast, means new motherboard, probably memory and processor at the very least. Not looking forward to it. Maybe it just won't get turned off.