The art-fier hummed and chugged and processed and turned a perfectly good digital colour picture of the "green" house into this. One can almost imagine a wagon and horses waiting in front of the house as a stocky photographer sets up his tripod and daguerreotype.
Someone else with a slab of limestone, mallet and chisels produced a bas-relief.
A wandering Impressionist set his easel up in the driveway. Name of Money or Monet? Really thick glasses too.....
Wild-eyed artist somehow managed to park a DC-8 out in the street. Threw paint at his canvas and some managed to stop there. The jet blast is not a precision instrument.
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